Whoa! Did I say free bookmarks? Darn. Well now that I've said it I suppose I'll have to honor it. Feel free to use this unbelieveably complicated form to send me your mailing address.

Should you wish to have your bookmarks delivered in person, I will be happy to do so. Just find out where I am, come to me, and say, "Give me banana!" and I shall promptly give you a bookmark. (If you say "Give me a bookmark!" I shall hit you with a banana.)

Note: While supplies last, all bookmarks mailed will be Collector's Editions. By Collector's Edition, I mean bookmarks that bear a slight printing error that renders them rare and collectible and quite possibly worth thousands of times what you paid for them.

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